ARE YOU MINE MOTHERFUCKER ?!

black-magnolia13:

rachelbearenson:

so turns out the guy who discovered uranus originally wanted to name it “george”

just. imagine a planet called George

mercury venus earth jupiter saturn GEORGE

Some science guy: “Ha ha George?! My anus would be a better fucking name”

Planet namer guy: *mumbling angrily* “..I’ll show you..”


raptorific:

If you ever want to see a nerd just barely manage to show restraint, say “Jimmy Lannister” in front of them. Or call Magneto “Magneetus.” Get something just barely wrong and watch as they try to decide whether it’s worth it to correct you.